some famouse sayings

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
*need
at a time of need
in case of need
indeed (certainly, really), indeed and indeed
* A father is a treasure, a brother is a comfort, but a friend is both.
* A life without a friend is a life without a sun.
* Count true friends as brothers.
* Friendship is stronger than kindred.
* Friendship is the perfection of love
* Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
* We can live without a brother, but not without friends.
* Who finds himself without friends is like a body without a soul.
* Without a friend the world is a wilderness.
* Life has no pleasure nobler than that of friendship.
* The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
* A good friend is my nearest relation
* A good friend never offends
* A faithful friend is the true image of deity.
* Good company makes the road shorter.
* It is his friends that make or mar a man.
* A false friend has honey in his mouth, gall in his heart.
* A false friend and a shadow attend only when the sun shines.
* A friend’s envy is worse than an enemy’s hatred.
* An open enemy is better than a false friend.
* Better to be alone than in bad company.
* He keeps his road well enough who gets rid of bad company.
* An old friend is better than two new ones.
* Familiar paths and old friends are the best.
* New things are the best things, but old friends are the best friends.
* Old friends and old wine are best.
* Old friends are not to be paid with gold.
* Old roads and old friends are the best.
* Old tunes are sweetest and old friends are best.
* The best looking mirror is an old friend.
* A friend to all is a friend to none.
(=Everybody’s friend and nobody’s friend is all one.
* A hedge between keeps friendship green.
* A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money.
* Lend money, lose a friend.
(=Lend your money and lose your friend
* Be a friend to yourself, and others will be a friend to you.
* Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing.
* Books and friends should be few and good.
* Do not lose your friend for your jest.
Even reckoning makes long friends.
* Short accounts make long friends.
* Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
* Go down the ladder when you marry a wife; go up when you choose friend.
* Have but few friends, though many acquaintances.
* He who would have friends must himself be friendly.
* Intimacy does not justify lack of courtesy among friends.
* Make new friends but keep the old.
* Short visits make long friends.
* Sudden friendships, sure repentance.
* Suffering for a friend doubles friendship.
* Who makes friends of all keeps none.
* A broken friendship may be soldered, but will never be sound.
* A friend is easier lost than found.
* A friend is worth all the hazards we can run.
* A friend’s frown is better than a fool’s smile.
* A man is known by the company he keeps.
* All are not friends that speak us fair.
* Be blind to the failings of your friends, but never to their vices.
* Better be wronged by an enemy than by a friend.
* Friends are thieves of time* He makes no friends who never made foe.
* He who has no enemy has no friend
* I cannot be your friend and your flatter too.
* It is good to have some friends both in heaven and in hell.
* To a friend’s house the road is never long.
* When friends meet, hearts warm
* A friend is best found in adversity.
* A friend is never known till needed
* Fall sick and you will who is your friend and who is not.
* Gold is proved with fire; friendship in need.
* One seldom finds white ravens and true friends.
* He that has a full purse never wanted a friend.
* If you are rich, you will have many friends; but if you are poor, you will have but few.
* Poverty parts friends
* Prosperity has many friends
* Prosperity makes friends, and adversity tries them.
* So long as fortune sits at the table friends sit there.
* Success has many friends.
* They are rich who have friends.

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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog".

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up".

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training".

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person".

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.

36. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

37. Ask 800 operators for dates.

38. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

39. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

40. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

41. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

42. Set alarms for random times.

43. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

44. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

45. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

46. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

47. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

48. Honk and wave to strangers.

49. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

50. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

51. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

52. Wear your pants backwards.

53. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

54. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

55. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".

56. Leave someones printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.

57. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

58. only type in lowercase.

59. dont use any punctuation either

60. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

61. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

62. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

63. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

64. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

65. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assasination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

66. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

67. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

68. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

69. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

70. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

71. Leave two squares of toilet paper on the roll when you're done.

72. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

73. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

74. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

75. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

76. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

77. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

78. Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)

79. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

80. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

81. Drive half a block.

82. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

83. Ask people what gender they are.

84. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

85. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

86. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

87. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

88. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

89. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers'

brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

90. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

91. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

92. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

93. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

94 Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

95. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

96. Wear a LOT of cologne.

97. Ask to "interface" with someone.

98. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".

99. Sing along at the opera.

100. Mow your lawn with scissors.

101. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

102. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

103. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

104. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

105. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

106. Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".

107. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

108. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

109. Never make eye contact.

110. Never break eye contact.

111. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

112. Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

113. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.

LIFE'S REALITIES

The following list is going around the net and being attributed to Bill Gates. However, there is no confirmation that he wrote it, nor can it be found on any of his websites. It was more likely written by someone else as a response to Gates' book which listed twelve new rules for business. The following list is therefore posted here on HarrisOnline.com with no attribution (until the author's identity is verified), merely for your enjoyment.
Here is a list of realities that many high school and college graduates did not learn in school, which they may want to take to heart:

Life is not fair. Get used to it.
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
You will not make $40,000/year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure and he doesn't have to put up with you just because you stay in your seat.
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity.
If you mess up, it is not your parents' fault. So don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So, before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. Some schools have abolished failing grades, allowing you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to their jobs.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Author unknown

some famouse sayings

1-Go down the ladder when you choose a wife,and up when you choose a friend.

your rich friend is all right.but don't marry his sister . go down the ladder when you choose a wife,and up when you choose a friend

2- All is fair in love and war

He made use of certain unfair tricks on the priciple that all is fair in love and war.

3- As you make your bed , so you must lie on it.

you had been unfriendly to your neighbors. So you can not complain if they negect you now. as you make your bed,so you must lie on it.


4- Mother's darlings make milk-sops.

don't entrust difficult tasks to mother's darlings. they will be milk-sops, without strength or daring.

5- the wound that bleeds inwardly is the most dangerous..

she never spoke out her grief on the eath of her friend.It was eating her up and when her health broke down no one could save her.the wound that bleeds inwardly is the most dangerous.

what is Hallowe'en.

October 31, celebrated in the United States, Canada, and the British Isles by children going door to door while wearing costumes and begging treats and playing pranks.

[short for All Hallow Even : Allhallow(mas) + even2.]

Halloween n : the evening before All Saints' Day; often devoted to pranks played by young people [syn: Halloween, Hallowe'en, Allhallows Eve]




Halloween is an annual celebration, but just what is it actually a celebration of? And how did this peculiar custom originate? Is it, as some claim, a kind of demon worship? Or is it just a harmless vestige of some ancient pagan ritual?

The word itself, "Halloween," actually has its origins in the Catholic Church. It comes from a contracted corruption of All Hallows Eve. November 1, "All Hollows Day" (or "All Saints Day"), is a Catholic day of observance in honor of saints. But, in the 5th century BC, in Celtic Ireland, summer officially ended on October 31. The holiday was called Samhain (sow-en), the Celtic New year.

One story says that, on that day, the disembodied spirits of all those who had died throughout the preceding year would come back in search of living bodies to possess for the next year. It was believed to be their only hope for the afterlife. The Celts believed all laws of space and time were suspended during this time, allowing the spirit world to intermingle with the living.

Naturally, the still-living did not want to be possessed. So on the night of October 31, villagers would extinguish the fires in their homes, to make them cold and undesirable. They would then dress up in all manner of ghoulish costumes and noisily paraded around the neighborhood, being as destructive as possible in order to frighten away spirits looking for bodies to possess.

Probably a better explanation of why the Celts extinguished their fires was not to discourage spirit possession, but so that all the Celtic tribes could relight their fires from a common source, the Druidic fire that was kept burning in the Middle of Ireland, at Usinach.

Some accounts tell of how the Celts would burn someone at the stake who was thought to have already been possessed, as sort of a lesson to the spirits. Other accounts of Celtic history debunk these stories as myth.

The Romans adopted the Celtic practices as their own. But in the first century AD, Samhain was assimilated into celebrations of some of the other Roman traditions that took place in October, such as their day to honor Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruit and trees. The symbol of Pomona is the apple, which might explain the origin of our modern tradition of bobbing for apples on Halloween.

The thrust of the practices also changed over time to become more ritualized. As belief in spirit possession waned, the practice of dressing up like hobgoblins, ghosts, and witches took on a more ceremonial role.

The custom of Halloween was brought to America in the 1840's by Irish immigrants fleeing their country's potato famine. At that time, the favorite pranks in New England included tipping over outhouses and unhinging fence gates.

The custom of trick-or-treating is thought to have originated not with the Irish Celts, but with a ninth-century European custom called souling. On November 2, All Souls Day, early Christians would walk from village to village begging for "soul cakes," made out of square pieces of bread with currants. The more soul cakes the beggars would receive, the more prayers they would promise to say on behalf of the dead relatives of the donors. At the time, it was believed that the dead remained in limbo for a time after death, and that prayer, even by strangers, could expedite a soul's passage to heaven.

The Jack-o-lantern custom probably comes from Irish folklore. As the tale is told, a man named Jack, who was notorious as a drunkard and trickster, tricked Satan into climbing a tree. Jack then carved an image of a cross in the tree's trunk, trapping the devil up the tree. Jack made a deal with the devil that, if he would never tempt him again, he would promise to let him down the tree.

According to the folk tale, after Jack died, he was denied entrance to Heaven because of his evil ways, but he was also denied access to Hell because he had tricked the devil. Instead, the devil gave him a single ember to light his way through the frigid darkness. The ember was placed inside a hollowed-out turnip to keep it glowing longer.

The Irish used turnips as their "Jack's lanterns" originally. But when the immigrants came to America, they found that pumpkins were far more plentiful than turnips. So the Jack-O-Lantern in America was a hollowed-out pumpkin, lit with an ember.

So, although some cults may have adopted Halloween as their favorite "holiday," the day itself did not grow out of evil practices. It grew out of the rituals of Celts celebrating a new year, and out of Medieval prayer rituals of Europeans. And today, even many churches have Halloween parties or pumpkin carving events for the kids. After all, the day itself is only as evil as one cares to make it.