Homonym Jokes

What kind of party do plumbers go to? A tap dance.
Why did the cat come down from the tree? Because it saw the tree bark.
“Waiter, will the pancakes be long?" - "No, sir, round.”
How do you make a sausage roll? - Push it
Why did John walk backwards to school? – Because it was back-to-school
day.
What did Tutankhamun say when he got scared? – I want my mummy.
What do runners do when they forget something? – They jog their memory.
Why are movie stars so cool? – Because they have so many fans.
Why did the boy take the pencil to bed? – Because he wanted to draw the
curtains.
Why did the king draw straight lines? – Because he was the ruler.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? – Because they
couldn’t keep their trunks up.
Did you hear about the policeman’s holiday luggage? – It was an open and
shut case.
Did you hear about the snake that could do sums? – It was an adder.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? – Her students were too bright.
Why are postmen unhappy? – Because they are given the sack every
morning.
Homonym Jokes